It's Not a Man Purse, It's Called Satchel

Bobby, just cause Indiana Jones wears one doesn't mean you need to steal it.
Former Seton Hall Men's Basketball Coach, Bobby Gonzalez has hit an all time low. On Monday, Gonzalez was charged with shoplifting and criminal mischief for allegedly stealing a $1,395 men's satchel from Polo Ralph Lauren. Gonzalez can add this to his upcoming legal bout with Seton Hall for breach of contract, following his firing which occurred in March. Gonzalez claims this is all a misunderstanding due to a series of miscommunications.
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